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Rarest of Them All

by Arbiter

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How much must I curse your name And put your beliefs to shame Before you prove yourself And end this life? End this life And I'll say a fucking prayer Because I know it Won't be answered Where is your god? Where is your god? Where is your fucking god? And even though I Don't believe in you I pray for the day I pray for the day That you end this life So please Take me Away I want the hand of god To come and strike me down I want the hand of god To come and strike me down Where is your god? Where is your god? Where is your fucking god? For all the prayers that go Unanswered For all the prayers that go Unanswered Why do you think that is? For the families that Waste their time Open your eyes And all your prayers will go Unanswered Why do you think that is? For the families that Waste their time Open your fucking eyes
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"...Donald J. Trump is now President of the United States..." NO! NO! NO! NO!
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What do tigers dreams about, When they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras Or Hallie Barry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, We're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then were gonna find our best friend Doug, And then were gonna give him a best friend hug.
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Hiya, Barbie Hi, Ken! You want to go for a ride? Sure, Ken Jump in I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation Come on, Barbie, let's go party! I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation I'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky You can touch You can play If you say "I'm always yours" I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ah ah ah yeah) Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ooh oh, ooh oh) Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ah ah ah yeah) Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ooh oh, ooh oh) Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again Hit the town, fool around, let's go party You can touch You can play If you say "I'm always yours" You can touch You can play If you say "I'm always yours" Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ah ah ah yeah) Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ooh oh, ooh oh) Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ah ah ah yeah) Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ooh oh, ooh oh) I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ah ah ah yeah) Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ooh oh, ooh oh) Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ah ah ah yeah) Come on, Barbie, let's go party! (ooh oh, ooh oh) Oh, I'm having so much fun! Well, Barbie... Now you're gonna die.
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Listen up, y'all, 'cause this is it The beat that I'm bangin' is de-li-cious Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco They want my treasure, so they get their pleasures from my photo You could see me, you can't squeeze me I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy I got reasons why I tease 'em Boys just come and go like seasons Fergalicious (so delicious) But I ain't promiscuous And if you was suspicious All that shit is fictitious I blow kisses (mwah) That puts them boys on rock, rock And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno) So delicious aye aye aye(It's hot, hot) It's so delicious aye aye aye(I put them boys on rock, rock) It's so delicious aye aye aye (They wanna taste of what I got) I'm Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty) Fergalicious def-, fergalicious def-, fergalicious def Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy They always claim they know me Comin' to me, callin' me Stacy (Hey, Stacy) I'm the F to the E, R, G the I the E And can't no other lady put it down like me I'm Fergalicious (so delicious) My body stay vicious I be up in the gym just working on my fitness He's my witness (oh, wee) I put yo' boy on rock, rock And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno) So delicious (It's hot, hot) So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock) So delicious (They wanna taste of what I got) I'm Fergalicious (hold, hold, hold up, check it out)
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When I close my eyes, I'm so emotional... I can create a world above... I feel it whispering, suddenly, I remember... What it's like to feel... REAL! I can just see your face, of pure disgust, You think we'd fucking do that? NOPE! We're Arbiter, and we don't even like what we've become, Let alone the fucking shit, that you think is the shit, (Guess what!) It's not the fucking shit, it is just fucking shit. I'm fucking over it, I've had enough, No longer will I bite my tongue, And fuck me if I give a fuck about, What the fuck you think of this, I don't wanna sell songs, I just wanna go nuts, I don't wanna be liked, just show me some love, Fuck the big labels, fuck the world tours, I just wanna make metal with my buds! I'm fucking over it! I've had enough! Let alone the fucking shit, that you think is the shit, (Guess what!) It's not the fucking shit, it is just fucking shit. I'm fucking over it! I've had enough! I don't wanna sell songs, I just wanna go nuts, I don't wanna be liked, just show me some love, Fuck the big labels, fuck the world tours, I just wanna make metal with my buds!
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They's and Them's of every age, Wouldn't you like to feel so deranged? Come with us and you will see, This our town of Politics' Eve! This is politics, these are liberals: Babies aborted in the dead of night! These are liberals, everybody build a wall! Social justice 'til conservatives will die of fright! It's our town, everybody scream! In this town of liberal fiends: I am the one who wants equal pay; With unshaven legs and probably gay! I am the one in the bathroom stall, Peeing all over your transphobic walls! This is politics, these are liberals, Politics, Politics, Politics, Politics (The second half of the song was going to poke fun at the other side. We're not aligned as a band left or right because our band members go both ways, so this song was gonna be a song that made fun of everybody equally.)
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Titty Fuckin' Titty Fuckin' Titty Fuckin' ?? Titty Fuckin' Titty Fuckin' Titty Fuckin' ?? Hoomph!
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Suck, suck a dick, Suck, suck a fuckin' dick, Suck a dick, now! Suck a fuckin' dick, Suck, suck a fuckin' dick, right now! Suck a fucking dick! Suck a dick! Suck, suck a fuckin' dick, Now! Eeeeeeeugh! Suck, a, dick!
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if UR A CORE METAL BAND then WHY do u alway have too SING?!?! it is relly gay and make ur band HAS NO CORES for me too headbang! also and WHY DO SO MUCH BAND'S TRY TO BE PROGRESIONAL METAL GO BACK TOO CORE LIKE FROM IN THE 2007'S. NO ONE MUSH PIT TO UR MUSIC ANYMORE they just FOLD THEY'RE ARMs! CUS THEY NOT HAPPY WITH UR DJINT MUSIC WICH IS DUM and GAY! OH! I AM THE HEVIEST OF THE METAL'S AND BRING THE MOST CORE'S TO ON UR TABLES. GIVE ME MONEY AND MAKE ME FAMOUSE! AND LIKE MY PAGE ON FACEBUK PLESE! I'M THE BEST BAST BLOG AND ALSO BAND IN THE HOLE WORLD! BABIE'S EXPLODE AND PPL DIE ALL THE TIME CUS OF HOW MUCH CORES I HAVE. ONLY INFANT ANALLIGATOR IS CORE. PERPHIRY UR GAY IDK WHY EVERONE TRIES TO BE LIKE YOU CAPTCHA THE CROWN UR GAY TOO. MY BAND HAS THE MOST CORES IN THE WORLD! UR NOT FUCKING CORE BITCH, OH! if UR A CORE METAL BAND then WHY do u alway have too SING?!?! it is relly gay and make ur band HAS NO CORES for me too headbang! also and WHY DO SO MANY BAND'S TRY TO BE PROGRESIONAL METAL GO BACK TOO CORE! LIKE FROM IN THE 2007'S
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Refraction, Reflection. Outside Infinitum. Light: The sound that we feel. False: The realm of unreal. Retraction: Traction. Slow motion sublimation. Journey: The vacuum and void. Truth: Destruction destroyed. Continuum resumed. Eternal light unconsumed. Bear witness: The sheen of stars reborn. Dawn of light: Fearless (fears!) The dawn of darkness: Harbinger of violence. From the skies foretold. Seeds of chaos: planted long ago. They glow (They know), And spin through the unknown! (They know!) They Know, Their knowledge has been shown, (and still...) And still: They are unknown. (Unknown) Chaos stands tall and proud, Its voice rings far and loud!
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Husabye baby, in the tree top, When the wind blows, the cradle will rock, When the bow breaks, the cradle will fall, Then down comes baby, cradle and all.
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Ring-a-ring-a-rosies A pocket full of posies Ashes, ashes, We all fall down
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king’s horses and all the king’s men Couldn’t put Humpty together again.
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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It's been 10 Years since Arbiter's first official demo recordings together, and we've made a lot of tracks in between and directly surrounding our main efforts on past Arbiter releases. We've already put out 2 unreleased tracks compilations albums ('Unreleased & Forgotten' and 'Blackmail') but we still have a huge list of tracks that didn't make the cut all these years.

Presenting: Rarest of Them All—Arbiter's tastiest meaty morsels from the butcher room floor. We scooped em up into a sausage machine and pumped them into a big ol' meaty weiner that we can't wait to shove in your ears. This is our holiday gift to you, our way of ending our first decade of existence as a music project, and also our attempt to leave all of this ridiculous shit in the 2010s, ha!

So enjoy all the things that almost were and probably should never have been. Happy holidays and we hope this gives you some nostalgia and some laughs, or otherwise satisfies your curiosity about projects we've had in the works that didn't get the full release treatment.

- Arbiter
(Connor, Josh, Jay, Logan, Jason, Marsh)

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released December 22, 2019

Arbiter
(Connor, Josh, Jay, Logan, Jason, Marsh)
And lots of artists covered: see each track for cover information.

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It's 2020 and for our 10+ year celebration we're releasing the rarest most fucked up Arbiter material of all time (mostly because the tracks we were working on might not ever get done so... here, come listen to The Rarest of Them All)

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